Yes, that’s actually what it’s called. Addie’s first day hike was along the Poo Poo Point trail. How apropos for a newborn.
Here’s a handy tip: the Poo Poo Point trail (PPPT) is NOT the same as the better-known trail UP TO Poo Poo Point.
Our intention was to take Adeline, her Uncle Travis and Aunt Maggie up the novice 0.8 mile trail to the Poo Poo Point lookout, brew some backpackers beer and recline in our A-lites, soaking in the sun and the incredible view. So being the party planner that I am, I read off the directions to the trail head for The Poo Poo Point trail (MISTAKE) and after a quick nursing session in the backseat of the car, off we went. Addie’s first hike! I could hardly contain my excitement.
Pretty quickly, we all sensed something was off. Turns out the trail we were on did not lead us to the point in 0.8 miles but rather in 7.4 miles with over 1,800 feet in elevation gain. Umm. K.
Not to be braggy, but Tyler and I have definitely hiked more than that in our heyday but this scenario was a bit different. We had intended to do this “quick hike” which I was sure Addie would mostly sleep through in the Ergo and then head off to a tried and true winery nearby. It was the only sunny day of Maggie and Travis’s visit and we wanted to make the most of it. So we decided to give up the Poo Poo Point dream and veer off onto another trail we came across called ADVENTURE TRAIL! Well, that sounded even more perfect!!
Except “Adventure Trail” quickly turned into “Puget Power Trail” (yes, that was its actual name) which followed some towering power lines along a flat and brown gravely service road for 2 miles.
I think I was the most disappointed hiker in our group. Addie’s first hike was supposed to be grand, full of wonder, PERFECT. Except that’s not real life, is it? We ended up somewhere we didn’t plan. But after those two miles or so of power lines, we spotted another trail head – one that looked like it led into a forest of old growth and a soft, damp trail.
I don’t even know what that trail was called but we walked a few yards in, set up our hammock and chairs and sat back to enjoy. It wasn’t the perfectly orchestrated hike I had envisioned but I should probably wise up quick to the fact that most of what you lay out as a parent will not go as planned. And I could either a) sulk, unleash my frustration on those around me and be full of regret or b) adjust, make up songs with my husband, brother and sis-in-law about power lines, and allow God to take us somewhere unplanned.